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Thanks to @paulgaray and @sonicdeviant for uncovering a treasure trove of musician jokes!

You can see all of them here.

Here are a few of my favorites:

A father was buying bass lessons for his son.

The first week the father asked him what he had learned.

The son said, “On my first lesson we learned about the E string.”

The second week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week.

The son said, “On my second lesson I learned about the A string.”

The third week came by and the father said to his son, “You know these are expensive lessons. What have you learned this week?”

The son said, “I quit the lessons. I already got a gig.

Q: What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: “The Defendant”

Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead chicken in the road, and a dead trombonist in the road?
A: There’s a remote chance the chicken was on its way to a gig.

Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding drummer running around in your back yard?
A: Stop laughing and shoot again.

Q: How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
A: He speeds up when he’s knocking.

Read the whole collection here.

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